Trying to take a quality selfies with these little nasties in the way

Michael Jackson is watching...

Being the person who isn't afraid of a lot of things, this is a bit embarrassing. Okay that was a lie, but Michael Jackson? REALLY? I feel like a huge wuss dipped in a bit of stupid. So one fine day, (Yesterday) I found a link that said "Michael Jacksons ghost...Spotted again?" You know you can't resist when you see something like that. I click on it...and it was just a stupid video on Youtube that had a cloud shaped as Michael Jackson. But then it showed all these other weird links. I wanted to see Jackson's ghost spotted the first time, so I clicked on one. At the end of the video, I literally almost peed my pants. No joke. Nightmares. No joke. Daydreams of Michael trying to chase me with a knife or something. No joke. I am fully and completely scared of Michael Jackson now.

See for yourself. You know you can't resist. >:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zu9svX2L7A

Just...Peachy.

Bullets. Not much, but oh well...it's late.

• Summer's over.
  
• School has started.
• I stepped on a curling iron yesterday.
• I caught the cold the day before school started.
• I have 2 major speech assignments. Due tomorrow.
• I haven't done anything for my speech assignments yet. whoops.
• It's 10:00 o'clock and I'm still awake.
• I found 3 ginormous spiders within the last three days. Kinda creepy. Just a little bit.
• My room is basically a deathtrap/blackhole at this rate.

BUT! Other than that, my life is just...Peachy.

Oakcrest/Girls Camp

I just wanna say, I'm not having a boring summer. That is a freaking miracle. Well I went to Oakcrest two weeks ago and right after that, I went to Girls Camp. Best two weeks EVER! I had a sleepover with my friend Emma so we could ride the bus the next day, and surely enough, we did. Well we got there and sat in this amphitheater thingy and watched all the Oakcrest counselors sing songs and shtuff. Then, we received our counselors. I pretty much had THE best counselor in the whole wide world. THE BEST. And no one can beg to differ because you already know that she is the best and you were jealous. Haha joking. But she literally was AWESOME. Her nickname was Pippin (from Lord of the Rings) and apparently I'm not supposed to share her real name so I won't...Lemme tell ya..there is no other counselor like her! Who would bring plastic animals and play the song "The Circle of Life" to reenact The Lion King? Who would get a big tub of frosting and share it with everyone at 1:30 in the morning? Who would find rock chucks and name them? Who would make up "The dolphin dance"? Who would have a dance party in the middle of the night? That's right. You know she's the best. Because she IS! Haha...good times at Oakcrest. Best experience ever. :)

Girls Camp. Wow. That's all I can say. I'm kidding, but really, never give your leaders a box of Coke. EVER. Well, let's start from the beginning. We all wake up, get ready, and get on the buses. (We got those really fancy "LE BUS" buses. Jealous much?) It took forever to get there. I practically was dead before I could even get out of the bus. I'm sorry, but I have no patience, whatsoever. I know they always say, patience is a virtue Savanah! Yes, a virtue which I do not have. Well anyways, yea. We pretty much unpack and play "tree". (It's basically Egyptian rat screw, but our leaders banned us from playing it last year because we were pretty much obsessed with that game) We had no other name to give it, so we called it tree. Yes, leaders who are reading this, we were actually playing Egyptian rat screw, so don't get mad haha...well, I really don't want to tell you my experience from start to finish because I would probly be asleep with my forehead to the keyboard so you'll never hear it. Basically, Girls Camp was full of pranks, fun, fires, mad stake leaders, sleeping, coke, and some other random stuff. First, is pranks. We pulled so many pranks,we got in trouble like 5 times haha....we totally ruined cute fluffy stuffed bunnies and made them into killer bunnies. (Monty Python, get it?) We hung them in someone's cabin, and when they came back to see the bunnies, they were totally unamused. I hate those people. They got mad at us and told us to leave or something (I wasn't really there...) So we were kinda bummed. Another prank: we had fart spray. Which smelled horrible. WE couldn't even stand the smell and we were the ones spraying it in everyone's cabins! for every window that was open, we totally sprayed them and made fart noises. Yeah. We're that cool. We even prayed the stake leaders cabin...which leads us on to them getting mad and searching for us with flashlights. Yeeaa...that was scary hahaha well that pretty much explains the pranks. We got bored sometimes, so we did the randomest things. We had a huge bag of goldfish and man, we were craving it. So we threw them in the air and caught them in our mouths for a good 3 hours. The ground was literally covered in goldfish. Yea, we were that bad. But we made things harder like trying to sing the ABC's while it was in the air and still catching it in our mouths. Yup. Also, have you ever wondered what it felt like to have someone drink water and then spit it in your face (like in the movies)? I asked that question to Devree, and sure enough, she took a drink of water, and spat it in my face. BIG water fight after that. We used bags filled with water and used slingshots, it was way fun! :) Probably the best few nights of camp was Wednesday and Thursday. Amy went totally wild. Never seen her like that. In my life. End of story. And we had a huge dance party, it was totally awesome man! Haha well yea...that's Girls Camp for ya...THE END.

Homework+fire+marshmallows=a happy teenager >:)

Once upon a time, Alyssa and I were doing random stuff when all the sudden, DING! Apparently she has an idea. Alyssa comes running, yelling daaaaaaaaaaaaad, so i come along too. She told me and dad her story, and it was the best idea that you will ever hear in all your years of living. EVER! So! Alyssa and I are gonna have this HUGE summer party when school ends, bring all our homework, and I think you know what happens next. All our "precious" homework goes into the burning flames of our bonfire while we sit comfortably on camp chairs and roast marshmallows. And starburst. And hot-dogs. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love fire. And bacon. >:) If you wanna join while we eat food over our burning school memories, please comment so I can put you on the list. Thank you. :)

Summer....almost here...kind of. :)

Well guess what? There's only 18 ( I think) days of school left! (not including the weekends). And for some reason, no, lots of reasons, I've never been more eager to get away from school in. my. life. Summer....aah, that one single word that heals the sick, feeds the hungry, it changes hate into love, dark in to light, makes certain people named Savanah who are tired of school actually excited, makes world peace, makes the crappy government/health care/economy memories go away, and the best thing? The feeling of happiness when you know that you won't see a single math book for two months! Muahahahah! I love summer. But anyway, I really hope I don't end up like I always did in the past few summers: "Moooooooooom. Mom. Mom. Mom! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOMMY! PATRICIA!" "WHHHAAAT?" "I'm bored." "Go clean your room." "no." (a few seconds later) "Daaaaaaaaaaaad. dad. dad. dad? Are you even awake?......(snore). Well, that's about half my summer right there. Exciting eh? Well, hopefully it won't be THAT exciting, but I hope to do stuff like going to the BEACH! Wooo! The beach is awesome....so is body surfing...:) OH! And guess where I get to go? Oakcrest! My sister said it's the awesomest camp you'll ever go to, so I'm pretty excited. And right after that? Girls camp! Two weeks STRAIGHT of camping. I'll be smelling like daisies! I'm really hoping there will be showers, because that would really suck if there wasn't....But it's not till July. Yup. So everyday for the past week I've been staring at the clock for half the class period. I know I waste my time, but so does every single person in every room at school, so I don't feel so alone. :) I wish time could go by faster, but I guess I'll just have to wait. I hate waiting. Happy Summer! In more than 18 days....>:(

I remember....

Well, remembering things...one of those things that I really suck at. I'll remember what I wore last Friday, but i don't remember what socks I wore yesterday. Something is seriously wrong with my brain ( I admit it Ashley, I admit it). But there's always those really good or funny times you'll remember FOREVER!

• I remember in kindergarten I went to get a drink of water and I accidentally spat it all over my Kinder crush. >:)
  
• I remember playing in my cat's litter box when I was little and finding little surprises...ha.ha
• Cutting my hair so I looked like a little boy. (I swear I looked exactly like my cousin Tanner)Mom didn't like that very much muahahaha I'm such a bad person! :)
  
• Going to Disneyland and fighting with Chelsea over who gets to steer Dumbo (when I was little)
• In kindergarten kicking my best friend till she never wanted to be my buddy anymore. I know, I know I'm such a violent child >:D
• Always having dreams about forgetting my shoes when I got to school.
• Almost drowned, but didn't! We went to Cali and my mama, my brother and I went body surfing way out...and i kinda almost drowned. But again, I'm clearly still alive.
• Making my very first touchdown (Playing with cousins in 4th grade) :)
• Falling asleep eating when I was really little.
• Getting lost somewhere in Bear Lake.
  
• The awesome times at Capitol Reef!
  
• Yellowstone star-gazing
• To be continued....later or never... since I forget things+being the procrastinator that I am :) :) :)